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This is a look at all of us.. yeah, we may look retarded.. but so what.. DEAL WITH IT BIIIIIITCH!
 

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^ Julesssss ^

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^ Ter-Bear ^

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^ Megsterrrrr ^

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^ The Laurminator ^

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^ Beef-Chief ^

About The Sexxxxxxy Emu Family

Julie: Well here as you can see julie is being rather protective of her food. The baby emus have been trying to steal her sweets from her so she needed to put on her agressive face to get them to back off. Well done Julie!
 
Tara: Now here is a prime example of what it is to clean up after these messy little creatures. See the look of utter disgust on her face.
 
Megan: Being bit by an emu can be extremely painful. Serious medical attention is needed immediately because of the deadly venom found in the beaks of these lethal creatures. Luckily this was just a drill and nobody was harmed during the making of this picture. Good job Megan, you made it look like the fucker really bit you.
 
Lauren: There's no story behind this one. She's just a retard.
 
Bethan: Raising emus works up an appetite. Here it shows Bethan stuffing her face with food before she has to go back to the rough work of being an emu farmer. Eat up Bethan, but remember .. chew your food well or you will choke and die :)

This album is dedicated to those lost on the long HARD and yes, beefy journey of raising those precious emus... we salute you with these digitally captured moments! love you sexy babies!